This week I went to see Twilight Breaking Dawn

I have shamed myself

Choc Cherry Pretzel Bake

Tasted of musty flapjack and pocket fluff

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3

My sister paid £8.00 to view the film through her (thick) jumper while i described it.
"Nothing's happening, nothing's happening, something is happening."

MIss PIggy

IS A STYLE ICON. FACT

DOG SOLDIERS

British squaddies go into nature and get attacked by werewolves. And drink tea.
This is why I like tea but not nature.

Twitter

Is basically legalised stalking.

Getting your eyebrows threaded after 2 weeks

Smooth as an angel's wing. Bliss

Jet Lag

A punishment from God for enjoying yourself.

Carnival World Buffet - Rio Hotel Las Vegas

7th circle of hell

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

A clever monkey organises less clever monkeys to escape Draco Malfoy. And I was promised a monkey butler. Still haven't got one.